I could be a Greek Goddess!

I go to the Etsy website, and what is front and center... A Greek Goddess Headband! I'll tell you straight up, if I saw someone rocking this on a night that didn't involve a toga party, I'd laugh.

This lovely headband is $27.50. Also, I have to add the seller's product description:

"Like Hermes the Greek God- this headband will command attention as you wield your fashion power!"